George Carlin

An English lesson from the late, great George Carlin

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George Carlin

“A cop out is not an excuse, not even a weak one; it is an admission of guilt. When someone “cops a plea,” he admits guilt to some charge, in exchange for better treatment. He has “copped out.” When a guy says, “I didn’t get to fuck her because I reminded her of her little brother,” he is making an excuse. If he says, “I didn’t get to fuck her because I’m an unattractive schmuck,” he is copping out. The trouble arises when an excuse contains a small amount of self-incriminating truth.”

“If I were in charge of the networks”, an excerpt from George Carlin’s book, Brain Droppings. Read the full essay here.